GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, let's chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a comic book. And then